Viagra For Windows


What good is having a big disk…
…if your computer won’t stay up long enough for you to use it?

 

There’s nothing more embarrassing than having your computer go down just when you’re ready for a big demo, yet it happens all the time. The fact is that an ever-increasing number of computer users suffer from Operating System Dysfunction (OSD). Studies have shown that OSD is the number one cause of dented computer cases and defenestrated monitors, and more cases of OSD are being diagnosed all the time.
Most OSD sufferers never admit to their condition in public for fear of ridicule and because they simply assume it’s an untreatable condition and that they have no choice but to live with it.

But if you suffer from OSD, your condition may soon be a thing of the past: just one little blue disk and you’ll have an operating system that’s as stable as a rock and ready to run all night long!

 

Your computer will stay up for hours with
Viagra for Windows
Windows Viagra is not for everyone–for example, if you don’t have a computer, Viagra for Windows may not be able to help you–but it has been clinically proven to help the majority of computer users who suffer from occasional or chronic OSD. In many cases, even computers that are no longer able to run the current version of Windows at all will respond to treatment with Windows Viagra and come right up!  

new Viagra for Windows
“Keep your computer up longer than ever!”

 

play with your joystick all night long
“Play with your joystick all night long!”
Whether you need to get the maximum performance from your gaming or video rendering system or you just want to play with your joystick all night longWindows Viagra will keep your computer up and running! 

Now works with your Palm Pilot, too!
got a teeny disk? If you’re looking for an even greater performance boost, you may wish to consider Windows Viagra Plus!— all the benefits of Windows Viagra plus our own proprietary size-enhancing formula!

  • FACT:  Over 99.9% of computer users wish they had a bigger disk.
  • FACT:  With regular use, Windows Viagra Plus can increase the size of your ejections.
  • FACT:  In just three months, Windows Viagra Plus can give a bigger disk to anyone with even the most rudimentary Photoshop skills.
  • FACT:  Studies have shown that ads listing four or more facts, relevant or not, sell more products.

 

Windows viagra will make it huge!
Also available: Herbal Viagra for Windows!
Doesn’t actually do anything, but it’s herbal!
 

Remember, no medication is for everyone. Though Windows Viagra is generally safe for most computers, some side effects may occur. These include occasional blue screens and loss of function of one or more animated help icons (paper clip, annoying dog, dancing CD with floating eyebrows, etc.). Not all hardware configurations are fully supported with a single, default installation. Multiprocessor systems and computers with greater than one gigabyte of memory will require a kernel recompile to receive the full benefits of Windows Viagra. No guarantees are expressed or implied. Individual results may vary. GIMP may be substituted for Photoshop, but users of Windows Viagra Plus are advised to avoid MS Paint which will yield unsatisfactory results.

 

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