HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on December 1, 2010 by larryharwin

This Is AMAZING!!!Until now I never fully understood how to tell The difference Between Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now.

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely…See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.
It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills

Of course the opposite sex also has it’s respective tell tale traits..

haha……..

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WARNING! GRAPHIC BOATING PHOTO. THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS LEFT TO LIVE

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on November 20, 2010 by larryharwin

Crazy Ernie’s Bargain Hut

Posted in Uncategorized on October 20, 2010 by larryharwin

You’ll find the best prices in the world at…

Crazy Ernie’s Bargain Hut!

At Crazy Ernie’s, we buy manufacturers’ overstocks and closeouts–and we pass our savings right on to you! Here’s just a couple of the fabulous bargains Crazy Ernie has in store for you this week:

All Maxxim Dipods on sale –two-thirds the legs of an expensive camera tripod, but only one quarter the price! Buy before September 30th, and get a Maxxim adhesive lens protector absolutely free!

Gener Mills’ Kap’n Kosher High-Protein Chicken Puffs! Made with 100% real chicken, these delicious honey-sweetened puffs will stay crunchy in whatever fluid you pour on them–they’re not just good for you, they’re Chicken-riffic!

Factory second records at 75% off! A major record label made an entire pressing of Neil Sedaka, Slim Whitman, and John Cage albums before discovering that the master tapes had been loaded backwards–and their mistake is your gain, since you save big bucks and, except for a few insignificant satanic messages, most of these albums sound about the same backwards anyway!

Discover Buried Treasures and Keep your lawn trim-and-tidy with Weed Wonder Nothing keeps unsightly weeds and unruly grasses in line better than a high-powered rotary string trimmer, but who wants to spend the day whacking weeds without a chance of getting rich doing it? The incredible Weed Wonder, is the first product to combine a high-precision metal detector with a powerful rotary string trimmer, so you can discover coins, buried gold, or rare and collectable bottle caps while making your lawn the envy of the neighborhood!

New York Times Worst-Sellers at up to 90% off the original cover price! “My Life as a Lemon,” by Carl Pong; “A Pictorial History of Mid-Twentieth Century Dental Hygiene Problems,” by Daniel Carries; “1001 Best-Loved Tartar Sauce Recipies,” by Agatha Bedsore; “Dan Quayle’s Workout Book,” by J. Danforth Quayle; “A Cartoonist’s Guide to Onomatopoetic Spellings of Embarrassing Bodily Noises,” by Leonard van der Oooooompphhhtplbt; “The Unauthorized Autobiography of Milli Vanilli,” by Milli Vanilli; and hundreds more!

All wall maps of Europe at least 60% off! We’ve got over fifty different maps of Europe, so you can pick the national boundaries that work best with your decor! New surplus maps are arriving daily, so our selection is always great!

Factory second frypans 55% off! Sometimes manufacturers don’t get the teflon to stick to their pans–but their technical problems mean big savings for you! Buy two and we’ll throw in an extra mismatched pot lid, absolutely free!

All 34mm film rolls on sale! Major manufacturer failed to proofread its design spec until after making millions of rolls of color film! Same great formulation as their 35mm film, just 3% smaller–but we’re discounting it, not 3%, but an incredible 75%, so stock up now!

Double Barrel Fat-Free Sun-Dried Potato Chips, 80% off! Okay, they’re nasty, but the price is right, and they’re the perfect snack food for any occasion given by someone you don’t like–bet you can eat just one!

SofPuf individually wrapped toilet tissue squares –for the ultimate in sanitary freshness, you can’t beat these individually cellophane-wrapped squares of soft-as-marshmallow facial quality tissue! Available in eighteen designer colors and genuine perfume scents!

PlopCo Water-Soluble Sponges! No more discarded sponges filling up our nation’s landfills or mildewing sponges smelling up your kitchen with PlopCo’s water-soluble sponges! They’ll soak up spills like there’s no tomorrow and then they’re gone! Save even more with PlopCo’s new 100-sponge HandiPak!

East End Hot Water Popcorn Popper! Easily and conveniently pops corn without adding any fat or sodium! The first popcorn popper that’s not only healthy, but quiet! Water-popped popcorn is quiet to eat too–no more annoying crunching while you chew! Now 60% off at Crazy Ernie’s!

Presto Butane Barbecue, now 70% off! No more hard-to-light coals, no more hard-to-lug propane tanks! The Presto Butane Barbecue works off an ordinary cigarette lighter, giving you seconds of steak-sizzling heat off a single disposable lighter! Buy before October first and get a free package of 100 20% off coupons for Presto disposable lighters!

75% off all Spamasonic cordless phones! Earthquakes destroyed the section of the Spamasonic factory where they make their telephone cords, so we’re selling them to you at this incredible discount! All are in perfect condition and will probably work great if you can figure out how to connect them to anything! Buy several so you’ll have enough to experiment with! Bases and handsets sold separately.

PlibCo is closing out their entire line of iron-on temporary tatoos! Everything from anchors to roses to a complete assortment of first names–all at fantastic savings! Apply in seconds–last for weeks! Yet they’re easily removed with just a bit of acetone and a putty knife!

At The Balloon Races

Posted in Uncategorized on October 9, 2010 by larryharwin

I hope no one is in there.. lol

RUN LIKE HELL

Posted in Uncategorized on October 9, 2010 by larryharwin

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The VAMPIRE Channel

Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2010 by larryharwin


“…and that, I believe is a lesson that we all ought to learn. That’s all for today’s Sunset Sermonette; be sure to tune in tomorrow when I’ll be telling the true story of a young man whose efforts really were ‘all in vein.’ Now, stay tuned for the evening weather report, after these messages.”

“Oooooohhhh, I’m a young, nubile virgin, only nineteen years old, dressed in the flimsiest of nighties, eagerly awaiting your call. Just pick up the phone and dial 1-900-VIRGINS and one of our many luscious virgins is waiting to talk to you. 1-900-VIRGINS, bringing new blood to the world of one-to-one conversation, only fifteen dollars per call. Call me–I’m waiting for you.”

“The Vampire Channel, entertainment from sunset to sunrise with the sophisticated vampire in mind. There’s no need to go out into the cold cruel world when we bring a world of entertainment into your castle every night. Here’s tonight’s exciting lineup:

6:00: THE B-POSITIVE GOURMET. Start your night off right with the tooth- tempting creations of Stu Sikorsky, the B-Positive Gourmet. Tonight Stu will be showing you how to turn those ordinary leftovers into a delicious blood pudding!

6:30: THE WONDER CENTURIES. The heartwarming saga of a young vampire growing up in in small-town Transylvania.

7:30: BURIED WITH CHILDREN. Laughs abound as Vlad brings home a jug of ketchup, thinking that it’s blood.

8:00: TWIN BITES. Someone put a stake through Laura Von Palmer’s heart, but who? (Part Seventeen: we don’t find out in this episode either.)

9:00: MOVIE: SCAR TREK II–THE WRAITH OF KHAN. Evil werewolves are pursuing VonKirk on a distant planet and somebody has taken his coffin. Can Spook and Bones save him by sunrise?

11:00: 300-SOMETHING. Gaspov sleeps through an important meeting, Valeria tries to decide whether she likes Bill enough to bite him a third time, Korosky and Eunice decide to try adoption.

12:00: AMERICA’S FUNNIEST BLOOD DONATIONS. Bloopers, boners, and bumbles from the biggest city blood banks to the smallest school blood drives.

12:30: NIGHT COUNT. Judge Stein trys to find Squid a toupee’ while Don tries to set up a date with three blood-sucking hookers.

1:00: LOATHESOME GLOVE. The almost true story of the first vampires to colonize the old west. (Part two.)

2:00: MOVIE: VAMPBO–FIRST BLOOD, THEN GUTS. Silkvested Staleloaf as Vampbo, a shell-shocked vet sent on a night mission to rescue a whole family of vampires from the twin sons of Von Helsing’s cousin-in-law.

4:00: UNCLE BUCKTEETH. Uncle Buckteeth gets into the wrong line at the department of motor vehicles and accidentally ends up entered into the 1990 Miss America Pageant. (No, we don’t understand it either.)

4:30: VONGYVER. VonGyver and his sidekick venture off to Australia where they discover the long-lost tomb of the Pharoh Phred (which, since it’s in Australia, you can imagine just how badly lost it was even to start with) and VonGyver must save his friend and the entire city of Sydney from the Curse of Phred using only a paper clip, a number two pencil without an eraser, a miniature plastic tuba, and a wire whisk.

Viagra For Windows

Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2010 by larryharwin

What good is having a big disk…
…if your computer won’t stay up long enough for you to use it?

 

There’s nothing more embarrassing than having your computer go down just when you’re ready for a big demo, yet it happens all the time. The fact is that an ever-increasing number of computer users suffer from Operating System Dysfunction (OSD). Studies have shown that OSD is the number one cause of dented computer cases and defenestrated monitors, and more cases of OSD are being diagnosed all the time.
Most OSD sufferers never admit to their condition in public for fear of ridicule and because they simply assume it’s an untreatable condition and that they have no choice but to live with it.

But if you suffer from OSD, your condition may soon be a thing of the past: just one little blue disk and you’ll have an operating system that’s as stable as a rock and ready to run all night long!

 

Your computer will stay up for hours with
Viagra for Windows
Windows Viagra is not for everyone–for example, if you don’t have a computer, Viagra for Windows may not be able to help you–but it has been clinically proven to help the majority of computer users who suffer from occasional or chronic OSD. In many cases, even computers that are no longer able to run the current version of Windows at all will respond to treatment with Windows Viagra and come right up!  

new Viagra for Windows
“Keep your computer up longer than ever!”

 

play with your joystick all night long
“Play with your joystick all night long!”
Whether you need to get the maximum performance from your gaming or video rendering system or you just want to play with your joystick all night longWindows Viagra will keep your computer up and running! 

Now works with your Palm Pilot, too!
got a teeny disk? If you’re looking for an even greater performance boost, you may wish to consider Windows Viagra Plus!— all the benefits of Windows Viagra plus our own proprietary size-enhancing formula!

  • FACT:  Over 99.9% of computer users wish they had a bigger disk.
  • FACT:  With regular use, Windows Viagra Plus can increase the size of your ejections.
  • FACT:  In just three months, Windows Viagra Plus can give a bigger disk to anyone with even the most rudimentary Photoshop skills.
  • FACT:  Studies have shown that ads listing four or more facts, relevant or not, sell more products.

 

Windows viagra will make it huge!
Also available: Herbal Viagra for Windows!
Doesn’t actually do anything, but it’s herbal!
 

Remember, no medication is for everyone. Though Windows Viagra is generally safe for most computers, some side effects may occur. These include occasional blue screens and loss of function of one or more animated help icons (paper clip, annoying dog, dancing CD with floating eyebrows, etc.). Not all hardware configurations are fully supported with a single, default installation. Multiprocessor systems and computers with greater than one gigabyte of memory will require a kernel recompile to receive the full benefits of Windows Viagra. No guarantees are expressed or implied. Individual results may vary. GIMP may be substituted for Photoshop, but users of Windows Viagra Plus are advised to avoid MS Paint which will yield unsatisfactory results.